John: Mommy? Me: Yeah, babe? J: How exactly did Mela get in your belly and than get out of your belly? Me: Um, .................... J: I mean, I know she didn't come out of your belly button! Me: You're right, she didn't. J: So, how did she come out than? Me: (taking in a deep breath, while freakin' out) Well, see when mommy and daddy.... J: Oh, look! Spongebob is on!! (And he runs off) Me: Yay!! Spongebob is on!! Yay!!! Thank goodness!! Have fun watching son!!!
I was so not ready to have the birds and bees talk. What the heck, he's only four years old. Don't I have like ten more years?